Friday 26 August 2016

Off Next Week

   I am, in fact, taking my final scheduled week of holidays next week, and will not be posting anything to this blog.
   I've got some things planned, including a trip to Regina this weekend so my wife can get her fall plants for the yard. I'm also going to do something I've never EVER done or even tried to do. I'm going to be canning some home-made salsa using the tomato's we have growing in the back yard.
   I'll also be making another trip to the Queen City to have a very minor problem with the car looked at (there's no Mitsubishi dealership in Yorkton).
   And I'll also continue planning what I'm doing for Halloween this year. I actually got things rolling round about November 1st last year. And as tradition states, I will not be letting any details out prior to October 31st. Other than to say, there will be a musical instrument involved.
   I'll be back after the Labour Day long weekend.
   Take care, stay safe and enjoy your long weekend as well.

TTFN

Tuesday 23 August 2016

What A Croc!

   I happened upon this story yesterday, and thought it was quite funny. In Australia, police in the Northern Territory are looking for 4 masked men who smashed a door at a school administration office in a small town of 54 hundred, some 40 km southeast of Darwin. Surveillance video shows the crooks busting a window the door, forcing it open, then going on a rampage. They ripped out computers, and generally vandalized the place.
   But it's not so much what they took that was astounding. It's what they left behind.
   3 crocs:
   No, not the shoes, 3 actual live saltwater crocodiles
   The animals had their mouths taped shut, so they couldn't bite. Police brought in some park rangers, who got the critters out of the office. And apparently, they were not in the best of shape. They hadn't been in water for some time, and were quite thin from lack of food. They are now being cared for by officials, who hope to return them back to the wild. Police are still looking for the crooks.
   And the name of the small town where this happened (and I am not making this up: Google it yourself) is "Humpty-Doo".

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Monday 22 August 2016

The Olympics Are Over

   And now the post-mortem begins. A lot of people expected these games to be an epic failure, and I'm sure quite a few will be sorry that they weren't. No South American country has ever hosted an Olympics before, and after some of the problems they had in Rio, I'm certain a few people would say none should be chosen as a host again.
   Which is unfair.
   Did they have problems? Yes. Issues arose with the housing for athletes and media, including poor plumbing and electrical problems. There was concern over the lagoon used for sailing, rowing and the swimming part of the triathlon, since it was (to all intents and purposes) an open sewer. But perhaps the most glaring problem organizers encountered was the infamous "green pool"
   Which officials did rectify. Then, there was the lack of people in the stands for some of the events due, some say, to security screening.
   There had been concerns about security, since Rio has a reputation of being a thief's paradise, where visitors are easy pickings. But, aside from the infamous U.S swimmers false claim of being held up at gunpoint, and a few other instances, I saw or heard of no major problem. In fact, security seemed to have done a good job, again from my outside-looking-in perspective. At least there were no repeats of the terrorist attack of Munich, or the bombing in Atlanta.
   One big question is the cost. Can Brazil, which some say is a 2nd world country, pay off the more than 4 billion dollars it cost to host the games? Look back 40 years to when Montreal hosted the 1976 games. It took taxpayers across Canada more than 30 years to pay off that bill.
   And now, the focus shifts to Japan, specifically Tokyo, for the 2020 games.
   At the risk of sounding anti-Olympic, I'm going to throw out something I've said in the past on many different venues. I believe it's time for organizers to look at having 2 permanent sites for both the summer and winter games. Greece is the obvious choice for the summer Olympiad, and I propose Switzerland for the winter games. What I'm suggesting is that every country wanting to send athletes to participate should contribute (and this could be based on population, GDP etc) a minimum amount every year. That would spread out the cost over 4 years between the games, which wouldn't be too big a strain on a country's budget. That money would go into a pot to be used for upkeep and upgrades of facilities, including housing, and security. Even if that worked out to 2 billion dollars per games, the cost per country would be less than 50 million a year, depending on the number of countries sending athletes.
   That would make running the games an affordable option, even though I will admit there is a benefit of being the host country on a rotational basis. But I still feel permanent hosts would be, if not the best way, certainly one way to go.
   This turned into a bit of a rant. Sorry.
   And before I go, I should offer congratulations to ALL the athletes who picked up medals, and to all those who competed for their country.

TTFN

Friday 19 August 2016

R.I.P Richard

   Fame is a fleeting mistress. Especially when you get plucked from obscurity and thrust into the spotlight. So it was for Richard "Dick" Assman. Actually pronounced Oss-man. He ran a couple of gas stations in Regina, and would have remained mostly unknown if it hadn't been for late night T.V.
   It was back in 1995 when Late Show host David Letterman somehow got a newspaper ad from Regina, Saskatchewan saying Assman and a partner, Scott Gosselin, were moving their location. Letterman quipped that he knew "it's not nice to make fun of peoples names, but Gosselin?". He did not pronounce Richard's name the German way (Oss-man). It was then "Ass-mania" was born. Richard did appear in New York with Letterman. Ray Assman said the joke led to international celebrity status for his older brother. The name was emblazoned on T-shirts, pens and bumper stickers, although Richard kept no mementos of his visit or fame.
   I was not a Letterman fan, and preferred Jay Leno. So I never saw his appearance. Yet even still, I knew just from his fleeting fame who he was. I also don't recall filling up the car at his service station, although it's more than likely I did.
   Assman, who was still pumping gas when Letterman retired last year, died in his sleep Monday at age 82.

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Saturday 13 August 2016

A New Season Starts *****UPDATE*****

   And there's a new manager for the Reds as well, in Jose Mourinho, who was hired by United to take over from Louis van Gaal after United has failed to claim the Premiership the past few years. Mourinho was hired from arch-rival Chelsea to turn the Devils fortunes around. United ended up in 5th place last year, although they did win the F.A Cup. Can Mourinho succeed where van Gall failed? That remains to be seen, although I think the shadow of Alec Ferguson, the teams most successful manager of the modern era still looms large at Old Trafford.
   If they don't win the Premiership, I'd at least like to see them in contention for the title this year. We'll find out starting tomorrow, when United hosts Bournemouth to start the campaign.
   C'mon you REDS!!!
   And yes, it IS Saturday, and yes, I'm working.

TTFN

  *** United did in fact win their Premier League opener over Bournemouth 3-1.***

Friday 12 August 2016

What A Lovely Shade Of Green!

   Organizers at the Olympic swimming events were scratching their heads over why the normally blue water in the diving pool turned shamrock green. Theories include too much chlorine added to the water, to algae due to hot conditions. Whatever it was, it's sure created a buzz around the world. Even Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall took to social media to comment on it
   He's referring to the Saskatchewan Roughriders of the CFL and their green jerseys, much like the one your humble commentator was pictured wearing while posing recently with the league's Championship trophy, the Grey Cup
   Although I must say the water is a different shade of green. Officials say the water in the pools is safe, although some athletes have complained about their eyes stinging from it.
   And like the old 'Rider song goes (paraphrased and amended here): Green Is The Colour, Swimming (actually Football) Is The Game.
   Have a happy Friday, and a great weekend!

TTFN

Wednesday 10 August 2016

No More Rain, Please

   An awful lot of people are saying that after we've had an awful lot of rain this summer. I don't have any firm, total accumulations, but in the Yorkton region alone, we must've had a good 8 inches since the start of June. At least.
   The rain has caused more than a few problems, flooding streets and basements, inundating road work sites and even causing damage to storm sewers that can't handle the deluges we've had here. And that's just in the city. In rural areas, the fall harvest has been pushed back at least a week, maybe more. Crops are starting to suffer from the excess moisture, and are taking a long time to ripen.
   There's been severe weather, too. On the long weekend, tornado's touched down near Melville and south of Yorkton. Monday alone, 4 twisters hit parts of Manitoba, destroying one home and damaging several others on one First Nation.
   Personally, we've been very lucky. We did get some water in our basement, but that was simply due to condensation from all the moisture in the air hitting a cold water pipe. So far, nothing has been seeping in through the foundation, or coming up through the sewers. We've also taken some precautions, the most noteworthy was buying extensions for our downspouts to divert water away from the house. And it looks like we'll need them. Our forecast is calling for up to another inch into tomorrow.
   What we really, REALLY need right now is summer. Sunny, warm days with enough wind to help dry things out, and keep the mosquito's down.
   Maybe Sunday. We'll see. Meantime, stay dry everyone!

TTFN

Thursday 4 August 2016

TBT

   It is Throwback Thursday, and I'm going back 6 years to our trip to Norway. But first, a little backstory. Due to an aging and failing hard-drive, I recently had to buy a new computer. I thought about simply getting a new hard-drive and doing a file swap, but decided that after 7 or 8 years it was simply time for a new system.
   But that, of course, brings problems as well. Not wanting to take the time for a complete hard drive download from one machine to another (in part to get rid of some older programs, cache files and possible viruses), I simply started fresh, and re-installed the programs I use. But I neglected, until this week, to save the 400 pictures I took back in 2010 during our trip.
   While I was going through them, I came across this one of me on the Fram, which was the ship Roald Amundsen used on his Antarctic voyage.
   I don't know why, but I look awful dour in that pic. Maybe because it was our last full day there, and I wasn't really ready to head home. Whatever the reason was, I'm in full "Grumpy Old Man" mode.
   Fortunately, someone did get a much better picture with me not looking sour
   As for getting the new system up and fully functional, well, lets just say it's a work in progress. and yes, I'd like to return to Norway someday. Hopefully sooner, rather than later.

TTFN

Tuesday 2 August 2016

Add Another Few Pounds

   It's just what my already ample frame did not need. My wife as "struck" again, culinary-wise. She got creative, and whipped up some cupcakes. With cream cheese icing.
   But these are not your run-of-the-mill cupcakes. Not from my wife! After seeing something about this on-line, she baked part of a pecan-butter tart inside each cupcake.
   I can already feel my arteries hardening! Diabetic coma, here I come.

TTFN